i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
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They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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