drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
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No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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