Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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