I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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