There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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