i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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