In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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