And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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