margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
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Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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