So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
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We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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