All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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