I hate all girls vehemently.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
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Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
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