Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
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She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
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Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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