There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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