there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
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But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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