Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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