mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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