So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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