We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
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You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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