Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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