We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
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I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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