so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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