So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Also, beer. Big fan.
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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