hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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