look no pants
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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