A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
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I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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