For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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