Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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