dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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