i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
We're too hungover to prance.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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