Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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