forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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