I heard we made out
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
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Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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