Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
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We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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