Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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