i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
My ass is underappreciated
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Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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