That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
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they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
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my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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