Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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