I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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