The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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