So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
There's always time for handjobs
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
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Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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