I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
it hurts more in the daytime
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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