we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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