somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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