I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
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We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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