WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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