whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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