I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
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You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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