New low: just hacked my moms facebook
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This beer is not sobering me up at all
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize