Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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